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How to Kill a Bird in Three Steps

When an authoritarian conspiracy theorist runs wild.

Step 1

Fire and publicly humiliate 80% of the company's workforce – with disastrous results in plain view – because the new guy made a terrible decision to buy, tried to back out, and was forced to comply with the acquisition contract.

Step 2

Unchecked, the authoritarian conspiracy theorist starts lighting the house on fire. As advertisers flee, the company loses nearly 60% of its ad revenues from many of the largest companies in the world.

Step 3

Rather than fix said problem, the authoritarian conspiracy theorist promotes the views of one of the most outspoken vaccine conspiracy theorists.